“ The timing in which people enter your life is very important.
“ I just want to sleep. A coma would be nice. Or amnesia. Anything, just to get rid of this, these thoughts, whispers in my mind.


"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question. 

(via happiest)


yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times

(via goldteeth-royals)



I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

(via tyleroakley)


*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

(via happiest)

“ I need to stop falling in love with my idea of people.