unclefather:

"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question. 

(via happiest)

howidiotic:

yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times

(via goldteeth-royals)

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

(via tyleroakley)

splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

(via happiest)

“ I need to stop falling in love with my idea of people.

princepoffin:

tadpole-in-a-tuxedo:

DEAR SWEET GOD

I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:

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AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED

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GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER

this belongs in the beginning of the second deathnote opening

(via goldteeth-royals)